The Onion's satirical description of Derek Jeter's new fragrance line: "An oxymoron you can smell."
(The Onion must have a thing for Jeter these days. A headline in the same issue: "Expert: Derek Jeter probably didn't need to jump to throw that guy out.")
Before blogging became all the rage, Tom was posting book reviews and Observations (essentially early blog posts) to this site. You can find the archives below.
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on the front page.